"Suddenly, John’s cock grew longer. What was happening? It was like a weed growing out of nowhere. Like a potato root growing into the light, but this time, it was John’s cock growing into Sherlock’s dark place."
u lucky he holdin me back bitch
"he’s got the dust of centuries on his glasses"
Доживём до понедельника/Dozhivem do ponedelnika (Let’s live till monday), 1968, USSR
a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass
IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.
And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.
One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.
Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.
My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy
"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING
This is country music I would listen to.
THIS NEEDS TO BE VIDDED
I CAN’T DECIDE TO WHAT SO MANY POSSIBILITIES
The Archangel Gabriel
#i would like to thank the 80s for this magical GIF
Gabriel and the shirt of many colors.
Hey everyone has that phase
like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
the older i get, the more i relate to Giles
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Lestrade’s phone passcode is totally “Greg” because the only person to try to hack his phone would be Sherlock and it’s the one thing he doesn’t know.
HEADCANON SO FREAKING ACCEPTED
"J'suis en armure complète, si j'avais su qu'on était parti pour quatre lieues j'aurais mis autre chose !”
- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.
- Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.
So I really love how the intro to Pacific Rim is, like, 90% plausible/whatever for the first two minutes. Massive tragedy in San Francisco, media and cultural response, blah blah blah
Then, completely straight-up, “So that’s when we decided to make giant robots.”
When life hands you lemons
you make giant robots